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Anonymous
GuestMarch 21, 2019 at 10:16 pmBegog, post: 73562, member: 28 wrote:Good news. My long lost doll finally showed up. Brought back all kinds of stuff. Hard to be mad when they’re bringing you presents. Especially when they are that damn cute. And they are all happy now and got stories to tell. Morale is up, so I’m just going to let it ride. Here’s one:
I show up, at night, looking like this, from 6 states away, and the dude’s MOM immediately recognizes me and hugs me and invites me in. I’m thinking “Either I’m WAY more famous than I thought I was, or something’s up.” Then I go in his room, and I am all over the walls. He was actually worshipping me from afar, trying to get my attention with his memes. It worked. Hopefully, he won’t drink his momma. She seems like a real nice lady, but way too trusting. I wonder if Arthur’s mom would recognize me?Before Captain Obvious pops back up, ya think maybe it coulda been the teeth? :rolleyes:
Unfortunately my mom has passed (heart attack). As my father ( colon cancer),brother ( to a tragic car wreck)n sister ( murdered by jealous ex boyfriend)……I’m all alone in this big bad world…I have no one!…..I guess that is why I need n want kwench so bad…. I love her so much n need her to keep me grounded in this world….I’ve suffered so much pain of loss to where I’ve nothing left to lose except for my soul…..and she represents a love,a burning candle that can never die or be lost…… what can I say….I need her more than you do begog….although I know you’d never give her up without a fight…cause that’s just how i feel about her…your the one person i envy the most out of all my sad existence…..trust me when I say if I hit the lottery tomorrow I’ll offer you the full jackpot rather than ordering a copy of her….she is that special to me… I don’t know what else I can say to you to convince you just how bad I need her in my life right now….